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What you get
Archetype
The Quiet Senior
“You've clearly shipped real systems at real scale, but your CV reads like a junior who's scared to take credit.”
Working
- ✓ Named systems (Kafka, Redis, Postgres) signal real depth.
- ✓ Tenure at Moniepoint reads as a trust signal.
- ✓ Github link is live and active.
To fix
- ! "Helped with payments" — own it. What did you ship?
- ! No metrics anywhere. Recruiters scan for numbers.
- ! Headline is a job title, not a story.
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