Diagnosis, not flattery

The honest second opinion on your CV.

We read your CV the way a senior Nigerian recruiter actually would — direct, occasionally funny, never cruel. Get your diagnosis in under 30 seconds.

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What you get

Archetype

The Quiet Senior

Almost there
“You've clearly shipped real systems at real scale, but your CV reads like a junior who's scared to take credit.”

Working

  • ✓ Named systems (Kafka, Redis, Postgres) signal real depth.
  • ✓ Tenure at Moniepoint reads as a trust signal.
  • ✓ Github link is live and active.

To fix

  • ! "Helped with payments" — own it. What did you ship?
  • ! No metrics anywhere. Recruiters scan for numbers.
  • ! Headline is a job title, not a story.

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  2. 02

    We diagnose

    Archetype, verdict, what's working, what's not.

  3. 03

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